Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.
This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.
by tom October 07, 2004
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Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.
Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.
by Tom October 18, 2004
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sula

A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.
"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."
by Tom August 14, 2003
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crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.
Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!
by Tom July 25, 2004
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Colin Hunt

AKA Cunt - C. Hunt.
Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.
"Your name's Colin Hunt? Colin HUNT? C.Hunt? That's your name? Hahahahahahaaa!!"
by Tom April 01, 2005
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grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.
"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".
by tom December 26, 2004
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denfer

when you die from ejaculating to hard
by tom November 25, 2003
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