Tom's definitions

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

gossip

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

by Tom February 28, 2004

religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by tom September 28, 2004