Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004

bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

by T May 25, 2004

bread

a game played by a group of males. stand in a circle with a piece of bread on the floor. each person in the circle jerks off until they cum. they shoot their cum onto the piece of bread. the last person to cum has to eat the bread.

yo guys, wanna play bread?

by t April 15, 2004

fifi

A quiet, but not silent fart.

I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.

by t June 29, 2004

r&r

Canadian Whiskey purchased in liquor stores.. tastes like shit but gives you a niice feeling when intending to get drunk.

Yo, let's drink some R&R tonight and live.

by t February 20, 2005

smacktard

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

by T June 21, 2004

hella

never hear it in the midwest my bud from cali says it all the time
for very

that game is hella cool

by T January 01, 2004