Pedrosa von Beagle's definitions
The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006
Get the pop a socketmug. The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.
Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.
by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006
Get the Hasletmug. Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
by Pedrosa von Beagle July 31, 2008
Get the tossometermug. The enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metrosexual ambiguityland in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". A politically incorrect version of Narnia with creatures like Mr. Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo and the Scouse Beaver, And of course, the bootylicious White Bitch. Haslet the Smoked Pork Lion is all that stands between the Bitch and Yawnia.
'...you will meet a scent-whore who will guide you.’
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
by Pedrosa von Beagle November 16, 2006
Get the Yawniamug. A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.
by Pedrosa von Beagle February 15, 2009
Get the Zimmer Jockeymug. The exclamation you make when imaging the noise your hand would make on the snare-drum tight ass of a hottie-McHot-Hot girl in spray on leather jeans when you slap her playfully on the backside, knowing that she will truly enjoy and appreciate the gesture, as she turns to link arms with you before bearing you many strong and fine sons. If it this does happen to you then you are living in the Matrix and have discovered that some rules can be bent; others can be broken. Usually it will result in one's nose being bent, sometimes broken.
Dude #1: "Whoa! Look at the arse on that! Don't try to stop me!"
Thrawhapo (sound of hand on leather).
Dude #2: "Here. Have my handkerchief. It will help staunch the bleeding from your nose dude!"
Thrawhapo (sound of hand on leather).
Dude #2: "Here. Have my handkerchief. It will help staunch the bleeding from your nose dude!"
by Pedrosa von Beagle September 25, 2006
Get the Thrawhapomug. Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
by Pedrosa von Beagle May 8, 2006
Get the Tossometermug.