balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick May 13, 2005

barbozo

1. a way of making fun of someone in a joking manner.

2. used as a name

barbozo, how you gonna forget my stash

by Nick January 13, 2004

smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.

I smelched the drugs into my room

by nick May 13, 2005

*whaaaaaaat*

what the HELL are you on about mate??

*whaaaaaaat*

by Nick February 21, 2003

Trogdor

mythical "wingaling" dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. Occasionally he will smite a Kerrek.

okay...the v's are consummate, not consonant. consummate means "perfect" or "immaculate", meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v's, which is why coach zee's attempts is so horrendous.

I said consummate v's! Consummate! Jeez...guy wouldn't know majesty if it jumped up and bit 'im in de face!

by Nick March 24, 2003

Corriearklet

(n.)
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognise each other and immediately pretend they haven't. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognising each other the whole length of the corridor.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Yatrikitis

One who has lost the ability to control their flatulance in frequency, setting, and decibel level. There is no known cure for this disease, but dietary changes may help.

Brian realized that he had contracted Yatrikitis when he let fly a 20 second rapid fire fart in the midst of dancing at a social gathering.

by Nick February 27, 2005