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a student in an accelerated program (magnet program) who often exhibits impaired social skills and an inability to complete any task other then the ones put in front of them that are turned in for a grade.
maggot by nick February 9, 2005

enterprise rent a car 

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me
enterprise rent a car by nick February 9, 2005

spanky ham 

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER
spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes
spanky ham by nick February 9, 2005

Rumpilingus 

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.
I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
Rumpilingus by Nick February 9, 2005
Omar: Dude did you get a mad duck phuck last night?

Nick: YOONTS!
yoonts by Nick February 8, 2005
A hiphop dance. Originating from jazz and tap dance. It is fast moving footwork. Most claim it originates from DETROIT.
Detroit it's the home of the jit...

he be jittin.
jit by Nick February 8, 2005
when a damn fool hits a blunt and slobbers all over the thing like a jackass
"yo johnny stop lippen that damn blunt fool"
lip by nick February 7, 2005