Definitions by Nick
maggot
a student in an accelerated program (magnet program) who often exhibits impaired social skills and an inability to complete any task other then the ones put in front of them that are turned in for a grade.
enterprise rent a car
a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
enterprise rent a car by nick February 9, 2005
spanky ham
a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER
spanky ham by nick February 9, 2005
Rumpilingus
Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.
I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.
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On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
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On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
Rumpilingus by Nick February 9, 2005