Nick's definitions

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004

yggdrasill

Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves out of the gutter.

I was really looking forward to my dinner before that yggdrasill opened their gob

by Nick March 1, 2005

doodlation

proper-sounding form of doodle

I will put the doodlation I created on the New York Times cover photo into my art journal.

by Nick January 20, 2004

a lick of piss

of low worth or without worth; of little or no use, importance, or value; good-for-nothing: a worthless person; a worthless contract.

Your ass isn't worth a lick of piss.

by nick September 29, 2008

barbozo

1. a way of making fun of someone in a joking manner.

2. used as a name

barbozo, how you gonna forget my stash

by Nick January 13, 2004

*whaaaaaaat*

what the HELL are you on about mate??

*whaaaaaaat*

by Nick February 21, 2003