Nick's definitions

chiia

1.Yeah
2.a greeting

1. "you coming over my house later?"
"chiia"
2. *phone rings*
"chiia?"

by Nick May 13, 2005

cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

by Nick October 17, 2003

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 7, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

boxer

A migrant worker who boxes lettuce, tomatoes, and cabbage.

Jose, what do you do for work?

I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.

by Nick November 17, 2003

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003