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Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
by MK March 20, 2005
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Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.
I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.
by MK January 12, 2004
mugGet the Chotchmug.

mythicknight

I don't own. In fact, I cheezed a lot.
Dammit MythicKnight, you cheezed in your post!
MythicKnight: :>
by MK March 31, 2005
mugGet the mythicknightmug.

bobino

The perfect cool guy that everybody loves.
Look how this bobino's cruising that chik!!
by mk January 10, 2005
mugGet the bobinomug.

straight sex

1.fucking or having vaginal sex (no anal no ATM MTP or DVD in p u s s y)
back in the middle ages according to religious decree it was considered sinfull to have sex any other way, (now this should be put back into practice except for oral that isnt as disturbing as some of the other shit thats been coming out now-a-days)
by MK March 21, 2005
mugGet the straight sexmug.

rar

A noise i say wen i am bored....a sound effect
ME: Im soo bored rar
Some1 else: Yeah me too rar
by MK July 8, 2003
mugGet the rarmug.

Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 20, 2005
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