dike ass bitch

some motherfucker who is being a supreme dike.

What a dike ass bitch!

by max April 07, 2005

kumstar

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators

At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar

by Max September 11, 2004

Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.

"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."

by Max January 18, 2004

rectum chew

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

by Max February 24, 2005

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 27, 2003

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 17, 2004

brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane

1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick

by max March 12, 2005