Max's definitions

queued

A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA

man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time!
man 2: stop using kazaa and use Ares

by max April 20, 2005

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.

"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"

by max May 1, 2005

shaw

A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.

"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"

by max May 1, 2005

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.

"Can I touch your pentax"

by max May 1, 2005

shlippy

An extremly slippery surface, usually impossible to stand on, becausew it's so slippy.

"I about KO'd myself on that shlippy bit over there"

by max May 2, 2005