prick ass ho bitch

Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.

Krystopher DeSimone.

by max March 08, 2005

maxism

the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!

worship the all overpowering max!!!

by max April 16, 2005

maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

akbar

A person who is powerful and majestic. Akbar is a enchanting and picturesque individual with charming characteristics. His intellegence can almost astonish you.
Are you kidding me? i was only joking.
Hes a sleezball slut you gets on every gurl, he has the chance too

Akbar's name is snack-bar,because he likes eating all day.

by max March 12, 2005

Akbar

Akbar is a powerful and majestic individual. He enchanting and picturesque characteristics will charm you. Akbar's intellegent notions have not only brought peace to huamanity, but have facilitated many oppotunities for others around the world. Not? Hes a slut you can't get his hands off gurls. Slap him a few times and hell bark.

Akbar is a snackbar, because he will eat until the cows come home.

by max March 12, 2005

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006