Max's definitions

earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 19, 2005

shakeif

tucking your cock and balls between your legs

At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer

by Max April 10, 2003

light green

what you want your weed to look like

dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

by max March 13, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

by max December 9, 2004

anal

Mmm, it's sooo good. You really should try it.

Guy 1: Man I just did anal with my girlfreind
Guy 2: Sweet.

by Max June 17, 2006

loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.

I had two beers last night and was really loose.

by Max January 9, 2005