Matt's definitions

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

leet

leet l33t l337 1337 - "elite" in computer terms, getting lucky at a computer game and actually doing half decent for a change, hacker wannabes. This term can also be used in a generic slang in chat rooms

"I was playing counter strike last night, and i actually killed someone, im proper leet" or when there referring to me because im uber
"I was playing counter strike last night and some guy was on, he was leet, i wish i was a good player who didnt have to resolve to cheating to get more kills than deaths"

by Matt November 10, 2003

1rl

IN REAL LIFE... noob's you shouldnt have to look this up

I will pwn you 1rl

by matt November 9, 2003

The Dirty Digit

To insert a finger into the anus

"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"

by Matt February 3, 2003

kewl

a cute way of saying cool

Hey Boon, check out my new boxers!
They are so "kewl"

by Matt March 2, 2005

head whore

one who performs oral sex one too many times and becmes know as a SLUT or WHORE for it

Jackie is suck a head whore she sucks dick like its her damn job.

by Matt January 20, 2004

the stare

A certain far-off look developed by soldiers in war. Comes from seeing so much combat that you get 'tunnel visioned'. Also known as the thousand yard stare.

After his first month in live combat, Ryan developed the stare.

by matt January 30, 2005