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Banana Dawg

An asian male who is very smooth with the ladies. He hits on multiple girls at once and has very man girlfriends. All the girls love him and guys envy him.
That Boon guy is such a banana dawg!
by Matt March 1, 2005
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R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..
Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.
by Matt January 16, 2005
mugGet the R.T.R.mug.

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 8, 2005
mugGet the shit birdmug.

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.
That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.
by matt November 17, 2004
mugGet the Grottymug.

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
by Matt January 24, 2004
mugGet the Hard Niple-Tightismug.

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"
Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat
by Matt November 11, 2004
mugGet the Screeching Weaselmug.

shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.
I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!
by matt February 21, 2004
mugGet the shibbity shibbity shwamug.

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