Matt's definitions

stay loose

Take it easy!

Ain't no thang. I'm out. Stay loose, baby.

by Matt May 2, 2003

travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 1, 2003

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

by Matt May 5, 2003

Duh

Duh means "No shit sherlock" and/or "Thank you captain obvious"

Him: I'm 18
Me: DUH!

by Matt June 17, 2004

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003