Matt's definitions

Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

by Matt April 29, 2004

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

Yi

That asian kid who plays counterstrike for hours on end and still knows enough to help u cheat in every subject.

Goddamit Yi. You friggin asians know everything.

by matt March 31, 2005

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

camaro

A sweet ride. Often red.

Hey, check out that sweet camaro!

by Matt June 19, 2005

pokey

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

by matt November 18, 2004

infest

to open your head up and see what's going on

We're going to infest. We're getting in you head

by Matt April 1, 2005