terard

A dyslexic retard.

TERARD - "?Ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler"

COUNSLER - "Shut the fuck up, bitch or I'll fucking beat your face in with a hammer."

by Matt March 18, 2004

shananigans

Something you scream while jacking off.

SHANANIGANS ksdjfk skfsdkfj !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matt December 15, 2004

thwapt

A person who has been slapped

You get slapped by someone

by Matt October 21, 2003

felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 01, 2003

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

Yu-Gi-Owned

Geek slang. Sometimes used as sarcastic insult of geeks who play Yu-Gi-Oh

"Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"

by Matt October 03, 2003

head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.

Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!

by Matt January 20, 2004