omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!
After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette
by Matt November 12, 2003
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Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner
Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
by Matt November 30, 2004
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simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.
Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.
by Matt August 03, 2006
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woopatang

to show excitment after wining a game usually combined with offesnive language
robbo:you won da game

james:woopatang muthafucker
by matt April 17, 2005
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joogumba

When a Filipino makes an unbelievable fart that causes his rectum to bleed.
OMG Austin you just made a joogumba?!
by Matt November 29, 2004
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hyundai

Korean mechanical company founded in 1971 which, aside from cars, makes TVs, ships, boat motors, computer screens and other miscellaneous computer parts, some heavy machinery, agricultural machines, and some other stuff. However, most of the products beside their cars, computer parts, and some TVs will stay in Korea.

Hyundai cars are known for having incredible fuel efficiency, but after the first 4 or 5 years the maintenance falls to shit and loses the performance it had just a few years earlier. This unfortunately causes these cars to have poor resale value. Having noticed this, the company started working harder on the cars, which are becoming more and more dependable with a longer life and are starting to maintain their value. (Similar story to Samsung, which is also a Korean company and now one of the largest electronic companies in the world)
The Hyundai Shipyard and Port is the largest in the world and can be clearly seen from space.
by Matt July 15, 2008
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 07, 2004
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