Matt's definitions

senie

an extremely attractive young man with an extraodinary large penis that is known to make women orgasm repeatedly.

I need a good hard shagging.
Where's senie's number

by matt May 6, 2005

badoinkadoink

the real definition is when u put junk in ur trunk. As seen on chappel show on comedy central.

i think u know wht it means

by matt April 6, 2004

ummagumma

1. shagging
2. sex
3. Rock and Roll

Ummagumma.

British slang?

(also, Name of a Pink Floyd Album)

Ummagumma was a slang term for having sex. And of course Rock and Roll was originally slang for having sex as well. So, if you look at it that way, the album Ummagumma could simply mean Rock and Roll.

by Matt March 3, 2004

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

bitz

another name for bitch

sup bitz!

by MATT July 2, 2003

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003