Matt's definitions

shudyobidadup

the african american pronunciation of shut your bitch ass up

shudyobidadup shaniqua mercades diamond

by Matt May 13, 2005

bifkin

the place between ur balls and your asshole see grundel or gooch

my bifkin is sweaty

by matt May 14, 2003

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 9, 2003

urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.

Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.

by Matt August 5, 2005

college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

by Matt August 19, 2006

Sandstormed

When Fucking a girl in the ass and when you pull it out your dick is covered with hard dry little peices of shit

Last night i was fucking her in the ass and i got sandstormed

by matt April 27, 2004

dast

to be able to move exuberently fast in sex.

Last night you were so dast in bed.

by Matt September 27, 2004