Mark's definitions

Elspethalofogus

Derived from the word "Elspeth."

That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.

by mark August 31, 2004

duct

to apply duct tape to

From Megas XLR

When in doubt, duct it.

by Mark August 22, 2004

whail

Verb, Contraction of whack and wail.

The stupid American whailed on the polite English gentleman.

by Mark May 17, 2004

chepin

its a word

have a chepin day
stupid ass chepin fucker

by mark July 28, 2003

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004