lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls
by Mark August 07, 2004
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cane

To do (something) recklessly and at speed

tr.v. caned, can·ing, canes
"...and Ayrton Senna has caned the hairpin"

"She just caned that whole bag of charly"
by Mark January 04, 2005
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Goldfarb

verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.
1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.
by Mark February 21, 2011
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aweshole

Adj. When something is obviously not awesome, or when something is obviously really awesome.
This picture is aweshole. i love it. it sucks. i hate it. it's great.
by MARK March 07, 2005
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pasquarello

someone who wishes they had as big of a pecker as Dane! See vince.
by mark July 30, 2003
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carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.
I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-
by Mark October 10, 2004
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twank

by Mark September 22, 2003
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