Mark's definitions

most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

by Mark January 6, 2004

nulb

Its where your wanking it and then the ejaculation is about to come out and then you like pinch it and it mixes with blood and pee pee and then you let it come out and its all red and smells like a undercooked steak

Tim walked into Aarons house and it smelled like steak so Tim knows Aaron had just commited nulbery

by Mark December 28, 2003

Floppy Poop

My character's name on Halo!

Floppy Poop stop pooping

by Mark November 14, 2003

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

travesty

Besides being ''a mockery of'', it is also a transvestite in spanish.

Look homes, that man looks like a travesty, with that skirt and makeup...

by Mark January 25, 2005