Mark's definitions

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004

Suxxors Cooxor

Another term for "sucks male body organ". This is often used on the Internet and in real life. Suxxors cooxor can also be replaced with; suxxors, suxxors cooxors, suxxors coxor, and other words containing "suxor, suxxor, suckor" in the beginning. Originally first used in 2005.

John: We gotta do a 10-page essay today.
Kelly: That suxxors cooxor(s)!

by Mark September 18, 2005

Schwanik

'I like, that's cool'.

Chris: 'Hey, look at this uber cool trick or look I've got this really rare Pokemon Card'
Jesse: 'Schwanik'

by Mark November 10, 2003

Hafro

A shortened version of Hermaphrodite.

John: Kenneth is a Hafro......he is scottish..hence a hafro

Kenneth: No objections here!

by Mark November 15, 2004

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

by Mark December 10, 2003