ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

by Mark December 21, 2004

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

by Mark January 26, 2003

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 08, 2004

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 01, 2005

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

Boggie

A dirty fat boong who eats rats for breakfast

Hey! Is he/she a boggie??

by Mark August 25, 2004