Mark's definitions

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

Anarchy

Anarchy is easily summed up in four worsds "No Gods, No Masters"

please someone put avril out of her misery

by Mark January 11, 2004

yengwa

Synonymous with "Child Molester" and "Goatseckz" and "Horse Fucker"

omg, I saw a Yengwa

by Mark April 8, 2004

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004

Goldfarb

verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.

1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.

by Mark March 8, 2011

cyber-shot

Cyber-shot is the Sony trademark for its line of digital cameras.

This brand is divided into eleven series :

F series (DSC-Fxxx) – prosumer cameras with long zooms
H series (DSC-Hxx) – long zoom cameras
L series (DSC-Lxx) – compact cameras
M series (DSC-Mxx) – full featured cameras with high quality video capture
N series (DSC-Nxx) – cameras with touch controlled lcd screens
P series (DSC-Pxxx) – mid-range point and shoot cameras
R series (DSC-Rx) – prosumer, Digital SLR like cameras
S series (DSC-Sxx) – previously middle to high end, now entry-level cameras
T series (DSC-Txx) – slimline, ultra-compact cameras
U series (DSC-Uxx) – ultra-compact cameras
V series (DSC-Vxx) – prosumer cameras
W series (DSC-Wxx) – entry-level to intermediate cameras

There is a strong likelihood that the DSC prefix is an acronym for "Digital Still Camera".

I bought a new Cyber-Shot Camera!
Oh, really? Who cares.

by Mark April 26, 2006

shivvle

When two people are walking in different directions toward eachother and have to get around but end up going the same direction side to side numerous times.

Dan and Jon just shivvled in the busy hallway.

by Mark April 13, 2005