Marc's definitions

Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

by Marc July 21, 2008

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

cooter cutter

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)

Christina just let a cooter cutter.

by Marc April 19, 2004

adihash

Gives You Speed!!!!!!!!!!!

Created and distobuted by the Adihash factory of Jamaica

by Marc June 2, 2004

stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.

Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.

by Marc February 27, 2004

induvidably

another way to agree with someone, meaning: indeed, or affirmative

Do you agree?
Induvidably

by Marc February 3, 2004

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005