Marc's definitions

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

disconcur

to disagree; to not concur

Benny: Taco Bell is much better than Burger King
Eric: I disconcur. Burger King is a lot better.

by Marc November 22, 2003

reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 3, 2004

Pre-teen player

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14

"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"

by Marc November 11, 2003

cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka

by Marc January 4, 2003

box

radio

my hommie has a nice box in his chevy

by marc April 30, 2003

scrapped

1. verb (past tense). to have gotten into a physical altercation with another person

2. verb. discarded

3. verb. to have broken a large piece of machinery such as a car down for spare parts or for the metal.

1. Last night at the bar, Jim drunkenly hit on Matt's girlfriend, so Matt and Jim scrapped in the parking lot.

2. It was a good idea but too expensive, so the idea had to be scrapped.

3. My car was fubar so I scrapped it at the junkyard.

by Marc February 25, 2004