el douche

Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche

El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.

by M March 07, 2005

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 09, 2004

steamboat

To get completely, hopelessly and utterly drunk or "off yer face". Words and phrases of the same definition include "steaming", or "getting boats".

Me and the boys are getting on the steamboat tonight!

by m January 26, 2004

boredom

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

by M March 22, 2003

Kurt Cobain

Tortured by his own angst, But greates Musician that ever lived and thats what makes his music great!

by M February 14, 2003

Ian Thorpe

13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.

Ian Thorpe's charity work is one of the reasons why he is such an amazing person.

by M October 08, 2005

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004