Kitty's definitions

Meow

1. A sound that a cat or kitten makes when asking for food, when wanting to be let inside or when being random.

2. Adjective. Used to show your appricication of an attractive person.

3. The Meow Scale. A scale from 1 to 10 used to meaure the rate of anything you want. For example: on a meow of 1 to 10, I think this calculus paper has a meow of 4.6

Meow! looking hot tonight!!

This apple crumble deserves a meow of 9!
Tonight Im feeling pretty frisky, with a meowness of 8 : P

by Kitty November 26, 2004

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

camazooka

1. a foul pussy

That chick i boned last night has got a camazooka

by kitty February 18, 2004

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

ditzy

ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)

Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!

by kitty February 28, 2004

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005