Kitty's definitions

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005

Benny Benassi

When something really does take the piss
Fray Bentos

"Thats taking the Benny Benassi!"

by Kitty April 26, 2004

begbie

any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.

"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"

by kitty August 8, 2004

cockia

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller

Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!

by kitty February 19, 2004

Meow

1. A sound that a cat or kitten makes when asking for food, when wanting to be let inside or when being random.

2. Adjective. Used to show your appricication of an attractive person.

3. The Meow Scale. A scale from 1 to 10 used to meaure the rate of anything you want. For example: on a meow of 1 to 10, I think this calculus paper has a meow of 4.6

Meow! looking hot tonight!!

This apple crumble deserves a meow of 9!
Tonight Im feeling pretty frisky, with a meowness of 8 : P

by Kitty November 26, 2004

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004