Kitty's definitions

sympathy pain

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.

OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!

by Kitty December 26, 2003

inslut

1. The word insult misspelled.

"You're so stupid!"
"Omg, I take that as an inslut!"
"Oops, I meant insult!"

by Kitty April 16, 2005

Cerberus

The three headed doggy who gaurdes hell, or hades.

Cerberus...says arf arf

by KItty May 13, 2005

dissing

putting down

he was dissing on my mom when he called her fat

by kitty February 24, 2004

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

by Kitty November 26, 2004