Definitions by Kevin

violent butt fuck 

to vishously fuck the butt while dumping the womans head in the toilet.

violent butt fuck by Kevin October 12, 2003

sausage party 

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

sausage party by Kevin October 11, 2003

Asshole parking 

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

Asshole parking by Kevin October 11, 2003

fire-hydrant squeeze 

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

fire-hydrant squeeze by Kevin October 11, 2003

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking 

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking by Kevin October 11, 2003

Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.

It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.

Tier System by Kevin October 11, 2003

INDIZZLE 

indeed

Are you going to the game tonight? INDIZZLE shawty

INDIZZLE by Kevin October 10, 2003