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San Andreas 

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.
1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.
San Andreas by Kevin July 26, 2004

donkey dick sandwich 

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.
donkey dick sandwich by Kevin July 26, 2004

skinny puppy 

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.
Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.
skinny puppy by Kevin July 26, 2004

shit shower and shave 

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
shit shower and shave by Kevin July 26, 2004
1. short for ignore

2. nickname for the best hockey player Jarome Iginla.
I put that chat bitch on iggy.

Iggy is the MVP of the league.
Iggy by Kevin July 26, 2004
A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.
Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.
ass comb by Kevin July 26, 2004

Big Country Breakfast 

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.
Big Country Breakfast by Kevin July 26, 2004