house-hopping

(v.) The act of traveling from house to house with the intent of sampling food and beverage from a feast, usually done during days of celebration: Thanksgiving, Christmas, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah (or any other Jewish holiday), Diwali, high school graduations, and Larry Flynt's Birthday. Before departure from a house, a single person must accompany the convoy to the next house. The goal is to have all members of a social circle in one house before the evening's end, and to have sampled all food from every participating residence.

Josh: "I'm in the mood for Filipino food."
Johnny: "Well, let's go pick up Nate and go house-hopping to CJ's and Mike's."
Josh: "Dude, this is going to be the best All-Saints Day ever!"
Johnny: "Word."

by josh November 16, 2003

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though

I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson

by JOSH April 5, 2005