Josh's definitions

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by josh July 7, 2004

sooey101

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's just wrong, OK?

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!! That's just wrong, OK?

by Josh January 3, 2005

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

snogfest

when a group of females and males interact barbaric group sex

hey daniel go get some people so we can have a snogfest

by josh November 18, 2003

samo

a monstrous japanese creature who is a pussy.

"oww my knee hurts"

by josh September 29, 2003

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003