Josh's definitions

Meerinte

say meerinte instead of allright

Willie: Let's go!
Ted: Meerinte.

by Josh February 12, 2004

Lumpy

A term for a rich bitch that thinks hes a gangster, often dresses like hes black and has the lingo of a black person.

Chad is such a lumpy,he dresses in g-unit and hes white!

by Josh May 7, 2005

Obliquity

The meaning of 'stud'.

<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!

by Josh March 15, 2004

gut slice

The phrase "Gut slice" is usually followed by the words "feel the burn!" which is used when someone is in trouble or is upset. Actual meaning: "Ooh that's gotta hurt!"

Guy 1:Did you see Gary getting dumped by his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Ooh, gut slice!

by Josh May 9, 2004

pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004