Josh's definitions

Lickens

Inner organs that only your older brother can beat out of you.Often exclaimed in a very sharp and particularly nasty tone. After hearing this from that particular individual mentioned earlier in the text, make sure to RUN LIKE MAD!!!

"I'm gonna beat the lickens out of you!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

Cleak

Another word for a fart.

I just cleaked really loud.

by Josh August 20, 2004

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

forehead

This girl at eppes middle school in greenville nc named racheal lowery
with a huge forehead and is balding

Guy1: yo us got a chrome dome
Racheal: leave me alone

by Josh August 10, 2004

Injin

A derogatory term for a person, of any background. Very funny to use as a curse word.

1)You stole my money, you injin.
2)Oh yeah, well your an injin!
3)(after spilling hot coffe on shirt) INJIN!!!

by josh January 5, 2005