Josh's definitions

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

scene

a kid that dress "emo"(but is not),they only hang out with people who dress and think the same way as them. they usualy have chopped up hair that they probably cut them selves and they think they are the greatest fucking creation on this earth.

warning: dont talk to scene kids you will only get in to a fight.

by josh April 29, 2005

Conspicuous

Very visible.

Something that stands out.

by Josh October 11, 2003

On Fire

Unstopable or the shit!

that new lloyd banks shit is on fire

by Josh April 30, 2004

headdies

Good weed. Between middies and haze.

Yo man, i got some mad headdies this shit is gunna fuck us up for real. (santini style with ratatouille!)

Or, damn that weed fucked me up thats some headdies shit

by josh September 21, 2004

Ball Buffer

A Really Funny Word To Say!

"Ya Ball-Buffin' Faggot Cock Sucker!"

Look Up^

by Josh June 8, 2004