Josh's definitions

infected wart piss

Urine from someone with genital warts.

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.

by Josh January 22, 2004

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006

basmatic

intense emotion of euphoria

"I'm feeling truly basmatic"

"'I am unstoppable!' he basmatically raved.

by Josh January 18, 2004

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

BBM

The initials that stand for a woman with extremely large breasts. B=Big, B=Boobs, M=McGee. Therefore, B+B+M=Big Boobs McGee.

"Dang man, check out BBM over there!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

suxxor

Really sucks, denounces a person of their dignity.

You really suxxor!

by Josh April 22, 2003