Jon's definitions

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''

Msn:
Right dude CUIAB

by Jon November 3, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

G.R.I.T.S.

Girls Raised in The South
A Female raised in the southern part of the US

a female raised in Tennasee

by Jon December 24, 2003