by John December 02, 2003
A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
by John May 13, 2004
My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.
by John October 13, 2003
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When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.
by John March 11, 2004
by john May 12, 2003