John's definitions

LSU

The best football team ever.

LSU won, because they kick ass.

by John July 22, 2003

teh

means the same as "the", only 20 time cooler..............or 20 times more retarded depending on your IQ

www.mustangworld.com is teh best website evar!!!!!!

by John December 15, 2004

D's

Boobies.....or a size of boobies

Damn girl pull out them D's
or
girls go wild and pull ur D's out!

by John February 15, 2004

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

phaetasm

a hardcore/death metal band from buffalo new york, www.phaetasm.com is their website, the band consists of Wayne: Vocals, Kory and Dub: Guitar, Dave: Drums and Aaron: Bass Guitar

phaetasm is represented by the # 39

if you order 1 phaetasm of something, you shall receive 39 of that something i.e. @ krispy Kreme Donuts, you order 1 phaetasm of donuts, you will get 39 donunts

by John February 24, 2004