John's definitions

dirty south

Texas aint the dirty!!sorry, but mississippi, alabama, georgia, tennessee, louisianna, and florida

alabama for sure, mississippi, louisianna, georgia

by JOHN July 21, 2004

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

Georgette (plural : Georgetted)

To 'georgette', is to take ultimate and humiliating revenge on those who have crossed your path.

Suzy slept with Brad, so I smashed her face into a bloody pulp with an ashtray - I totally georgetted her!"

"If you ever touch me while I sleep again, I shall georgette you, daddy"

by John May 2, 2004

buddy list

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.

Am I on your buddy list?

by John July 2, 2005

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

WMD

1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

by John June 27, 2004