Jizzle's definitions

Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake

I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

mugwash

When your superior makes you wash her/his coffee mug. Derogatory for being someone's bitch.

Dry! You're the mugwash girl today!

Mugwash this! Now! I want it sparkling!

by Jizzle March 27, 2008

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair

Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

by jizzle October 27, 2003