big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004

DT

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

by JESUS April 26, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 18, 2003

Sungis

1. noun. One who is above religion; cult worthy.

He is so damn Sungis... ooohh la la!

by Jesus February 26, 2005

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 24, 2003

Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Filters are for pussies.

by Jesus August 05, 2003

Yippy Skippy

a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun.

also can be used when you just don't give a damn about something and want to use sarcasm.

Idiot 1: I'm leaving.
Idiot 2: Yippy skippy.

by Jesus January 05, 2004