Jesus's definitions

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

krobar

A krobar is not just a typical crowbar. It is often enhanced in appearence in someway. The krobar is orrigianlly from Russia in the late 1950's. The Krobar is often painted black or camo, and is tri-pronged.

I used a Krobar to break into your house and eat your cornpuffs

by Jesus May 5, 2005

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003