Jesus's definitions

GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

Ave D

It is a street in Fort Pierce FL. Its in the Ghetto, its off the chain chain.

Hey homie lets go and chill on Ave D all night.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

mx6

Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.

Mx6s are not Hondas. They are not Hondas. Hondas are better.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

liberate

v. Politically correct term for destruction or the causing of pain and turmoil.

"Daddy, why hasn't mommy moved since you liberated her?"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003