Jake's definitions

thugette

POSERS!! HAHA thugettes are the biggest posers i've ever seen. Guys don't like you cuz of your style they like you cuz most of you are fucking hoes!!

I went to a park dressed as gangster n got head from some white girl poser thugette. After she found out i wasnt a gangster she started acting all tough n threatend me so i just laughed and walked away.

by Jake July 7, 2004

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

duder

anyone who partakes in a dumbass activity or is considered theirselfs a complete dumbass.

Look at that duder with his gay mullet

by jake April 28, 2004

peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore

Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005

by Jake March 20, 2005

High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.

Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition

by jake December 7, 2004

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004