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Virginia

First of all, 12 year olds like the kid above me make us look bad, (trust me, he's an exception to the rule). Virginia contains a wealth of history, especially in the eastern part of the state. In Norfolk we house the largest naval base in the world, which unfortunately, makes us the biggest nuclear strike target in the world. The military is the key economic factor in the eastern part of the state. They've tried to clean up the resort area in VA Beach, with limited success. "Decent" surf is brought to our shores in the winter time, stomach-chest high on a good day. I wouldn't recommend going past Richmond unless you'll be staying on the interstate, God only knows what goes on there. In summary, it's a hell of a lot better than Indiana.
Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not pronounced like "vagina."
by Jack June 21, 2004
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village

To describe an antiquated process or commodity that you can see.
A Pedal-Powered Electricity Generator? How village!
by Jack June 27, 2004
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Beat

referring to a defunct device
"That is a beat tape player"
by Jack April 21, 2004
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pearl jam

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.
I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.
by Jack November 19, 2004
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bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
by jack May 14, 2008
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jigaboo canoe

A black person’s automobile, as used in southern parts of America usually by white people. Especially refers to the idea that one should not be able to tell the race of someone by looking at their car.
Whoa you see that guys car? It was such a fucking jigaboo canoe!
by Jack February 22, 2005
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kripy

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that
Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....
by jack March 15, 2005
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