JT's definitions

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

Flickster

Looking for some help on this one.

He's a bit of a flickster.

by JT October 15, 2004

Trailer Trash

Worthless person that lives in a trailer
See "epon"

Did you see epon on Jerry?

by JT May 13, 2005

singhdale

A sub-burb of Brampton, Ontario called Springdale that seems to be over-populated with East Indians with the last name Singh.

Hey dood, where you from, Singhdale?

by JT October 6, 2004

Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.

Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!

by JT December 4, 2004

ddgprrn

Suposedly 'dog porn' or bestiality, although this rarely proves the case. Originated on P2P software.

I downloaded a file called, "ddgprrn lolita bbw qwerty asian black shit tit ass fuck britney spears sex blowjob.mpg," and it turned out to be none of the above... damn these people and their free porn!

by JT March 23, 2005