J's definitions

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality

"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"

by J December 6, 2006

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

emocore

anyone who know's anything about "emo" knows that emocore is just a longer way of saying emo...
it's the exact same thing and anyone who thinks A Static Lullaby and The Used are "emo" should be shot in the neck..

emo is short for emocore which is short for emotional hardcore..

by J October 9, 2004

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004