Definitions by J

flatwankered 

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

flatwankered by J November 12, 2004

squirting snapper 

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

squirting snapper by j November 11, 2004

rapper 

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.

That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.

rapper by J November 4, 2004

B& 

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

B& by J November 3, 2004

lava dome 

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

lava dome by J November 1, 2004

sexual frustration 

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the other gender leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

after she broke up with him, he suffered from severe sexual frustration

sexual frustration by J October 28, 2004

kubanito 

the dark lord of the zona Simpsons Comunity, he was owner of two forums before the zona Simpsons´s heroes destroy our forums.
God save cross, jaina and the others horoes.
kubanito no existis!!!!

kubanito lider de dos foros por dios

kubanito by J October 24, 2004