J's definitions

jzo

in reference with the short asian girl dubbed "jzo" by fellow surburia "gangstas"for being cooler than cool. but not in affliation with jlo

wassup jzo! u noe!

by j December 11, 2003

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

twecky

fucked up...or one that is fucked up

Me: Man she has a twecky face.
Friend: That's just tweck dude.

by J January 25, 2004

prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.

this prom is wack as hell.

by J April 21, 2004

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005