Hugh G Rection's definitions

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.

Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!

by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006

Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 16, 2009

Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.

Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

Sexual harassment

A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.

Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?

by Hugh G Rection April 20, 2017

tuna taco

An appetizer

If God hadn´t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

internet

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.

The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003