by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003
To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"
D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.
by Hugh G Rection October 07, 2003
Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003