8 definitions by Epicbird

squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by Epicbird July 17, 2011

Evidorable

Evil AND adorable. AT THE SAME TIME. Something that half scares you to death but you just want to nervous laugh and hug the...thing.

OMG that cat is like soooo evidorable! It's giving me the death stare but i just wanna hug it!

by Epicbird August 15, 2010

rasta roulette

Where you spin a lazy susan of pipes around, and one has the strongest weed.

Ayy, 4/20 is coming up soon, we should play rasta roulette in your apartment

by Epicbird October 13, 2017

stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by Epicbird June 14, 2010

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by Epicbird July 17, 2011

Pog Moment

That moment when your really good in a game, and you start screaming.

You score an overtime goal in Rocket League in the tournament finals. POG MOMENT!

by Epicbird August 17, 2021

h

h are creatures found in (most) online documents. Do not fear if you confront an h in the wild, they are mostly passive. Some people have managed to capture an h, and use them for computer keyboards. h have a special ability where they can supply infinite amounts of themselves, making them popular targets for many writers. h will try to escape captivity if not treated correctly. h language is known as hish (aech-ish). h use this to communicate amongst other h. It is best to restrain yourself from talking aggressively to them, as they are easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other h. I hope this has given you a better understanding of h.

And here we see a wild h, stalking its prey.

by Epicbird March 23, 2022