Trash Panda

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"
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DJ Grooves

The worse version of the Conductor from A Hat In Time
"Who do you like better DJ Grooves or the Conductor?"
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7045734

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T

It's a letter, a pretty common one at that
There are eight t's in the last sentence
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Danger noodle

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"
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